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Take a Relationshit

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Okay, you’ve now read the title at least twice, maybe more, and yes, that’s exactly what it says…and exactly what it means.  If you’re tired of being in relationships that stink to ‘high heaven’, you’ve come to the right place.  Plop yourself down, grab a roll of Charmin – cause you’re gonna need it – maybe sooner than later. This is a PDF file. Click here if you would like this same book on Amazon  http://www.amazon.com/Take-Relationshit-Flush-Your-Life-ebook/dp/B00WZSRIQE

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Okay, you’ve now read the title at least twice, maybe more, and yes, that’s exactly what it says…and exactly what it means.  If you’re tired of being in relationships that stink to ‘high heaven’, you’ve come to the right place.  Plop yourself down, grab a roll of Charmin – cause you’re gonna need it – maybe sooner than later.

 

With his one-of-a-kind, unique slant on human interactions, writer “Hersh” Alexander digs deep into the inner workings of ill-matched, poorly conceived, disastrous relationships, and does not come up smelling like a rose.  They’re all here: every crappy metaphor, messy example, which will have you holding your nose, and cheesy smelling insight into why you’re in a relationshit.

 

Edgy?  Perhaps just a little…No, let’s be frank.  This is cutting edge, in your face, gut-wrenching reality, served steaming and heaped high on a porcelain platter of relationship advice, direction, and analysis.  There’s no ‘prairie dogging’ it here, “Hersh” delivers help only a dear friend, who’s tired of putting up with your ongoing relationshit crap, would give.

 

Sometimes letting the proverbial ‘shit’ hit the fan is a good thing…and here it is.  As much as this is a fun-filled guide, which you’ll read over and over again for it’s subtle nuances, it is packed with real, valuable, meaningful tips on freeing yourself from people and nasty ties that have bound you to a life of sadness and angst.

 

Have the courage to buy this shitty book (nobody’s gonna see you at the register) and take the first step to flushing the unwanted ‘crap’ from your life.  Scrub away the stains that have tainted your happiness for far too long.  Start afresh and learn the secrets to staying relationshit free…but relationship ready!

This is a PDF file. Click here if you would like this same book on Amazon  http://www.amazon.com/Take-Relationshit-Flush-Your-Life-ebook/dp/B00WZSRIQE

2 reviews for Take a Relationshit

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    Cat Jones

    “Take a Relationshit” is probably the most refreshingly honest look at crappy relationships that I’ve ever come across, not to mention the most hilarious. For once, a book that calls a bad relationship exactly what it is. Shit. There’s no endless handwringing or over thinking every word, every look. It just points out the obvious and then offers you a simple way out, along with advice to avoid getting stuck in shit ever again.

    The book covers all sorts of shitty relationships, whether it’s death by dependency, the kind that just go nowhere because the person you’re with is a commitment-phobic douchebag, and the ones you think you simply can’t get out of. From comparing relationships to farts (if you have to force it, it’s probably shit), recognizing the signs that you’re trapped in a relationshit (you stare at their lips as they speak, but only because you hope they’ll stop moving), and most importantly the benefits of getting out of shit (too many to mention), it forces you to take a long hard look at the fine china pedestal you thought you were standing on and at last realize it’s only a porcelain crapper.

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    Chelsy

    In this edgy and refreshingly honest eBook, Hersh presents relationship advice as he sees it- in simple and straight terms. At first it may be slightly intimidating to have such upfront information delivered but ultimately this is something you get used to, especially as you read through and understand that beneath the humour and bluntness lies golden advice that can guide you through the majority of your relationship woes, and even out of those hopeless pairings you may find yourself trapped in. This is a fantastic eBook filled with quality advice that doesn’t beat around the bush and tempers itself with some realism and comedy. Ultimately if you find yourself in a romantic slump or a tough spot, this might be just what you need to power you out of it.

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